THE HOUSE ALWAYSDEGENDRAW

five card draw · escalating consequences · 🎰

RAISE = PULL OUT SOMETHING BIGGER.
πŸ‘‰ 🍌 πŸ₯’ πŸ₯– πŸ”« 🍳 πŸͺš πŸš€ ☒️ β€” the chips you commit are the weapon you're holding.

SHOOTING SPINS THE MACHINE. A bigger object bends the reels your way, it never decides them. Big toys jam more. πŸ’₯πŸ’₯ blasts them, πŸ”§πŸ”§ blasts you, 🍌🍌🍌 takes you both down.

A DIE PICKS THE RULES EVERY HAND. Wild deuces, blind betting, ceasefires, free ammo, hot potato β€” read the ribbon at the top before you bet.

Calling matches the money but not the hardware. Cowards hold πŸ‘‰. Buy a πŸͺž mirror and the next shot goes back where it came from.